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Got an important question for you today...

What's your idea of a perfect relationship?

I want you to think about it for a second...

Who's the girl? What does she look like?

What sort of stuff do you do together? What's it feel like when you're with her?

How often do you see each other? How often do you have sex?

These are important questions.

Because if you don't have at least a vague idea of what you're looking for, you're probably never going to find it.

What I've noticed over the years, is that most guys go through phases...

You start just wanting someone (the "desperate" phase), then you want as much as you can get (the "player" phase), then you want something meaningful and lasting (the "girlfriend" phase).

The ideal changes.

At the end of the day, almost every guy wants a loyal, loving partner who he's proud to call his girlfriend.

A woman whose mere presence makes your heart race... her sheer beauty gives you goosebumps.

A woman who supports you through thick and thin, challenges you to be your best, to stay true to yourself, and to have integrity.

A woman who makes you want to be a better man, the man she deserves. A woman who's worth staying faithful for.

THAT is the gold standard... and sooner or later, it's what almost every guy craves.

Here's what's interesting: women's ideal relationship usually looks very different from men's.

How do I know?

Well...

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last year, you've probably heard of the book (and now movie) called '50 Shades of Grey'.

It's basically female "mind porn" - known in the book world as "literotica" - and it sold more than 70 million copies in 2012.

Yesterday I introduced you to my friend Christian Hudson...

A seasoned pro who's made his living changing lives and helping men land the woman of their dreams.

Well, back when he was still struggling to get a date himself... Christian went through dozens of these "literotica" books.

These books are filled with thirst-quenching romantic fantasies - a perfect place to explore the depths of female desire.

He wanted to figure out how to get a girlfriend - and make her obsessed with him - using the secrets hidden in storyline of these books.

So after filling his shelves and doing his homework - he came up with a very strange, but totally genius system:

What Dozens Of Female Fantasy Fiction Novels Taught Him About Women

Now, here's the thing about 50 Shades of Grey:

The story is NOT good.

The writing is even WORSE.

I tried to read it and man... it's painful reading. You'll probably feel the same way if you ever get a copy of your own. I don't know how Christian did it.

Because we're guys... our brain doesn't respond to the stuff in that book.

It's just another example of how we're wired so differently than women.

Guys like us tend to get bored with literotica... but my GOD, women just DEVOUR it.

Why?

Well, Christian's firm belief is that literotica "stimulates" a woman's mind in a way that she's genetically programed to respond to.

And I'm not going to disagree with him... it's really the only way to explain its popularity.

Like 50 Shades of Grey, other popular literotica books tend to have weak stories and shitty writing.

Ernest Hemingway must be turning over in his grave to know that literotica is the top-selling ebook category on Amazon.com...

And Mark Twain would become clinically depressed if he learned that 50 Shades of Grey was outselling "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."

Clearly, there's something in these books that penetrates women's minds very deeply.

So if you want to get a girlfriend, or land that girl you've liked for a while...

You could probably learn a LOT about what women REALLY want if you read through all of these books.

But listen - I don't want you to do that.

I don't want you to have to go through the misery of dissecting these god-awful stories.

Fortunately, Christian has done the work for you. In his quest to land an awesome girlfriend, he spent years "reverse-engineering" the secrets of literotica.

And he ended up with a step-by-step system, to go from meeting a girl, to attracting her, to dating her, to making her your loyal girlfriend:

This Makes Getting a Girlfriend Step-By-Step Simple

This is the most innovative, cutting-edge research in "female desire" that's out there right now. It's a MUST-watch if you're single and have a girl in mind who you want as a girlfriend.

And even if you're in a relationship (or married), you'll learn some crazy sh*t about what your woman really wants.

Learn What She Secretly Fantasizes About - Women Don't Want You You To Know This

As the old saying goes - 70 million women can't be wrong.

If you want to know what's got all of them up all night, feeling frisky and hoping for such a man in their own lives... then you've gotta see this.

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P.S. In tomorrow's email Christian's gonna give you a first-date tip that you'll wish you knew years ago... you're definitely gonna want to hear this, so keep an eye on your inbox.

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On 16 July 1916, Qian was born in the town of Hongsheng (鸿声镇, now Hongshan Subdistrict) outside the city of Wuxi in Jiangsu, China. His father, Qian Bogui (é'±ä¼¯åœ­), was the teacher of the celebrated historian Qian Mu (Ch'ien Mu), and his older brother Qian Linzhao (1906â€"1999) was also a distinguished physicist and a founding member of the CAS. After obtaining his bachelor's degree in civil engineering from Institut Technique Franc-Chinois de Shanghai (now part of the University of Shanghai for Science and Technology) in 1936, he won a Boxer Indemnity Scholarship to study at the Université libre de Bruxelles in Belgium. He received the degree of ingénieur de construction civil avec grande distinction from the university in July 1938. Career The Lingxi Library of DUT, inaugurated in 2009, is named after Qian Lingxi. He returned to China in the fall of 1938, in the midst of the Second Sino-Japanese War. He participated in the design of the Yibin-Kunming and Sichuan-Yunnan railways, worked in the Bridge Design and Engineering Department of the Ministry of Communications, and taught at Yunnan University. In November 1943, be became professor of civil engineering at Zhejiang University, then exiled in Zunyi, Guizhou because Zhejiang was under Japanese occupation. After the establishment of the People's Republic of China in 1949, Qian became Chair of the Department of Civil Engineering of Zhejiang University in 1950. In January 1952, after repeated invitations from Qu Bochuan, President of Dalian Institute of Technology (now Dalian University of Technology or DUT), Qian agreed to move to Dalian to teach at DUT. He spent the rest of his career there, and succeeded Qu as the second president of the university. In 1955, he became one of the founding members of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. During the Cultural Revolution, top experts including Qian Lingxi and Huang Xuhua were denounced as "reactionary academic authorities" and dismissed from their posts. When China's nuclear submarine project needed Qian's help to analyze its structural designs, its leader Chen Youming had to appeal directly to Premier Zhou Enlai to make him available to the strategic program.