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Master of Puppets received widespread critical acclaim from music critics.[34] Editor Tom King said Metallica was at an "incredible song-writing peak" during the recording sessions, partially because Burton contributed to the songwriting.[24] The album was hailed as a masterpiece by critics outside of the heavy metal audience and cited by some as the genre''''s greatest album.[18] In a contemporary review, Tim Holmes of Rolling Stone asserted that the band had redefined heavy metal with the technical skill and subtlety showcased on the album, which he described as "the sound of global paranoia".[35] Kerrang! wrote that Master of Puppets "finally put Metallica into the big leagues where they belong".[4] By contrast, Spin magazine''''s Judge I-Rankin was disappointed with the album and said, although the production is exceptional and Metallica''''s experimentation is commendable, it eschews the less "intellectual" approach of Kill ''''Em All for a MDC-inspired direction that is inconsistent.[28] In a retrospective review, AllMusic''''s Steve Huey viewed Master of Puppets as Metallica''''s best album and remarked that, although it was not as unexpected as Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets is a more musically and thematically consistent album.[18] Greg Kot of the Chicago Tribune said the songs were the band''''s most intense at that point, despite veering towards "the progressive tendency of Rush."[29] Adrien Begrand of PopMatters praised the production as "a metal version of Phil Spector''''s Wall of Sound" and felt none of Metallica''''s subsequent albums could match its passionate and intense musical quality.[27] BBC Music''''s Eamonn Stack called the album "hard, fast, rock with substance" and likened the songs to stories of "biblical proportions".[22] In a less enthusiastic review, Robert Christgau said the band''''s energy and political motivations are respectable, but believed they evoke clichꤠimages of "revolutionary heroes" who are "male chauvinists too inexperienced to know better".[30] Released on March 3, 1986, the album had a 72-week run on the Billboard 200 album charts and earned the band its first gold certification.[3] The album debuted on March 29, 1986, at number 128[36] and peaked at number 29 on the Billboard 200 chart.[5] Billboard reported that the album sold 300,000 copies in its first three weeks.[37] Despite virtually no radio airplay and no music videos, the album sold more than 500,000 copies in its first year.[38] In 2003, Master of Puppets was certified 6נplatinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), having shipped six million copies in the United States. Between the beginning of the Nielsen SoundScan era in 1991 and 2009, the album sold 4,578,000 copies.[39] The album was less successful on an international level, entering the top 40 on the German and Swiss album charts in its inaugural year. In 2004, it peaked within the top 10 in Finland and into the top 15 in Sweden. In 2008, the album reached the top 40 on the Australian and Norwegian album charts.[40] Master of Puppets received 6נplatinum certification from Music Canada and a golden award from the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) for shipments of 600,000 and 100,000 copies, respectively.[41][42]