Bag of dicks - Anonymously

 

This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT A BAG OF D**KS'. Sent anonymously with a stock message,this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.

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Is it a tasty gift? or just an funny reminder that someone should stuff it; leave the recipient guessing.

In only a few minutes you can send a literal BAG OF D**KS to that special friend or d*ckhole in your life. D*ckhole, you ask? You know the one. The annoying guy at the office. Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you. The Teacher that doesn't care about your dead grandma. The person that murdered your grandma...

How it works

We only need a few things from you to get started; 2 minutes of your time. the mailing address of your target, and $15+shipping
(you were going to spend it on junk anyway. This is better.)

Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A BIG bag of delicious gummy candies, and a note exclaiming 'EAT A BAG OF D*CKS'. Nothing More. Nothing Less. You will remain anonymous and silently chuckle to yourself for years to come as you picture them wondering,always questioning "Who sent this to me?", "Are there more tasty gifts on their way?", "Why does this keep happening to me?!", and/or laughing themselves until they are physically ill.Yes their reaction will be much tastier than the bag of candy d**ks you sent to them.

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Although "tree" is a term of common parlance, there is no universally recognised precise definition of what a tree is, either botanically or in common language. In its broadest sense, a tree is any plant with the general form of an elongated stem, or trunk, which supports the photosynthetic leaves or branches at some distance above the ground. Trees are also typically defined by height, with smaller plants from 0.5 to 10 m (1.6 to 32.8 ft) being called shrubs, so the minimum height of a tree is only loosely defined. Large herbaceous plants such as papaya and bananas are trees in this broad sense. A commonly applied narrower definition is that a tree has a woody trunk formed by secondary growth, meaning that the trunk thickens each year by growing outwards, in addition to the primary upwards growth from the growing tip. Under such a definition, herbaceous plants such as palms, bananas and papayas are not considered trees regardless of their height, growth form or stem girth. Certain monocots may be considered trees under a slightly looser definition; while the Joshua tree, bamboos and palms do not have secondary growth and never produce true wood with growth rings, they may produce "pseudo-wood" by lignifying cells formed by primary growth. Aside from structural definitions, trees are commonly defined by use; for instance, as those plants which yield lumber.
Overview The tree growth habit is an evolutionary adaptation found in different groups of plants: by growing taller, trees are able to compete better for sunlight. Trees tend to be tall and long-lived, some reaching several thousand years old. Several trees are among the oldest organisms now living. Trees have modified structures such as thicker stems composed of specialised cells that add structural strength and durability, allowing them to grow taller than many other plants and to spread out their foliage. They differ from shrubs, which have a similar growth form, by usually growing larger and having a single main stem; but there is no consistent distinction between a tree and a shrub, made more confusing by the fact that trees may be reduced in size under harsher environmental conditions such as on mountains and subarctic areas. The tree form has evolved separately in unrelated classes of plants in response to similar environmental challenges, making it a classic example of parallel evolution. With an estimated 60,000-100,000 species, the number of trees worldwide might total twenty-five per cent of all living plant species. The greatest number of these grow in tropical regions and many of these areas have not yet been fully surveyed by botanists, making tree diversity and ranges poorly know